Dumb things said by a man in the doctor's office

I almost forgot, this guy goes down as the biggest #@&* of the week at least!

Walks into the doctors office with is very prego wife, twice my size poor lady, only 35 weeks along.
She says: It is hot in here
His answer: it is NOT hot in here that is just you.
Hello, it was hot in there, I was hot (surprise to most of you I know) but lets put an extra 30lbs on him!
He says: I want you to carry to full term
She says : why do you want me to be miserable?
He says: not my fault you can't fall asleep

This is where I had to stop listening because my hot, not sleeping hormones were about ready to take over... :)