what are the odds...

The dish your child breaks was one from your grandmother that was her mothers...
The plant leaves your child breaks is the one you started from seed and is now 3 feet tall.
The lotion your child thinks would be the most fun to open, put a make up brush in, and lose the top to is your eye cream that is your one splurge...
Your child always hits you right in the eye.
Your child will spill milk when you get up from the table for a second.
Somehow the bathwater will be on the floor when you go back to the bathroom...
The pillows and blankets that are on the couch have just been folded for the third time today are on the floor.
The floor you just steam cleaned had been peed on.
The page in the book that just got ripped is from the library.
The very second you try to listen to a comedy show on the radio, they start using bad language.
The bathroom door will be opened before you are finished.
Extreme quiet is followed by immense screams.
Things you think are high enough on a shelf or back far enough on a counter will go missing.
You spend half your morning scouring the stove top only to boil water over at lunch.
You load the washing machine and hit the button but don't stay to make sure it starts and it doesn't... start that is.
You hear "I'm hungry" 30 minutes after feeding the kids breakfast.
Your glass of lemonade will be shared by three people.
The minute you sit on a couch you are attacked, all within one cushion of space and your husband can sit on a couch all by himself. That is three cushions of room folks....
Your daughter finds a baby toad and instead of bringing it up to the window like Daddy she brings it inside.
You take your car in for an oil change and walk out with more than just an oil change...
You have a couple of kids who make you laugh, cry, smile and scream everyday.
Good odds in this house.