21 April 2012

Funny things

How I now have three different kinds of toothpaste in the bathroom.
How I make at least five meals a day.
How I do laundry at least once every two days instead of once a week.
How I do dishes in the dishwasher every day, sometimes twice.
How I now vacuum everyday, sometimes twice, instead of once a week!
How leaving the house takes me about an hour to an hour and half instead of ten minutes.
How the girl who didn't like to carry a purse now leaves the house with a minimum of a diaper bag the size of a large laptop and sometimes more.
How my batch of cookies barely lasts a week.
How many times I have to fold blankets, the same ones, in one day.
How my once spotless car is now full of crumbs no matter how often I vacuum.
How I get to go to the bathroom with an audience.
How everywhere I look there are fingerprints. Sometimes in a nice pattern.
How I have to put things so high that I don't want kids to get that I have problems getting them myself... this will not get better as I am sure to be the shortest one in the family.
How most of the time my dishwasher has more things plastic in it than anything else.
How my daughter picks what shoes I will wear when we go out as she goes and gets them for me, she does a pretty good job picking the right style.
How going to the beach is more fun now with kids.
How taking a walk takes much longer than it used to...
How going to the grocery store alone is a treat.
How the only books I read have pictures.
How I now have someone who likes to watch Disney cartoons more than I do.
How I have no problem finding a dance partner.
How my kids always know where the remote for the TV and my phone are.
How much more we laugh.
How I never go more than an hour with out a hug or a kiss.





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